Chants

ChorusEN

We are We are We are We are We are the engineers
We can We can We can We can Demolish forty beers
Drink rum Drink rum Drink rum Drink rum And come along with us
For we don't give a damn for any damn man who don't give a damn for us

First VerseEN

Godiva was a lady who through Coventry did ride
To show to all the villagers her lovely, bare white hide
The most observant villager, an engineer of course
Was the only one to notice that Godiva rode a horse

Ladies' ChorusEN

We are We are We are We are the female engineers
We can We can We can We can Drink twice as many beers
So come So come So come So come So come along with us
For we don't give a damn for any old man Who can't get it up for us

Engiqueers' ChorusEN

We are we are we are we are the engiqueers
we love to sip and spill the tea while slamming 40 beers
So come so come so come so come so come from far and near
And give three cheers for we the queers who study tech and gears

Refrain françaisFR

Nous sommes, nous sommes, nous sommes, nous sommes les ingénieurs français
Quand on a fini de boire la bière, on sort le Beaujolais
On boit sans fin, on fait la fête et tout le monde nous adore
Rien de mieux que la langue française pour stimuler un corps.

Je suis un ananasFR

Je suis Je suis Je suis Je suis Je suis un ananas
Je suis Je suis Je suis Je suis Je suis un ananas
Je suis Je suis Je suis Je suis Je suis un ananas
Je suis Je suis Je suis Je suis Je suis un ananas

More VersesEN

Said she, "I've come a long, long way, and I will go as far,
With the man who takes me from this horse, and leads me to a bar."
The men who took her from her steed, and led her to a beer,
Were a bleary-eyed Surveyor and a drunken Engineer.

Godiva woke next morning and she had an awful head,
Decided to be sensible and spend the day in bed.
The only ones to visit her and bring her lots of cheer,
Were a broken-down Surveyor and a bloodshot Engineer.

Godiva died and where she fell a bench marks the spot,
In any Engineering text, its level can be got.
And up in Heaven, every day Godiva craves for beer,
But she'll have to wait until the gates let in the Engineers.

Godiva was a lady well-endowed, there was no doubt.
She never wore a stitch of clothes, just wound her hair about.
The first man who ever made her was an Engineer of course,
But on just one drink, an Artsie fink once made Godiva's horse.

I came across a girl whose skin was glazed in purple hue,
Her aura proud, her spirit loud, her words were strong and true;
She led a group of hundreds who were chanting far and near,
And in my mind, I had no doubt - she led the engineers!

A firehose by day and forty beers by night,
An engineer may never sleep but still stay just as bright.
And if you ever ask her how she keeps up her routine,
She'll raise her trusty can of Redbull, smile and say 'Caffeine!'

A man sat in a tavern with a lovely looking lass
And stared when for the nineteenth time she raised and drank her glass
"You've out-drunk four strong men, and half the bar my dear"
The maiden smiled sweetly, and said "I'm an Engineer!"

A wide-eyed Artsie Chemist and a Chemical Engineer,
Were formulating molecule equations over beer.
Each drank a glass of water, but the Artsie hit the floor,
For what he thought was H2O was H2SO4.

When the mechs are tired and the civils are worn out,
There's just one place to go and that's a bar without a doubt
So the next time that you drink a golden, frothy beer
Get on your worthless knees and thank a chemical Engineer

Said the beauty to the Engineer, "My beer is getting warm.
Unless some more is brought to me, I'll retire to the dorm."
The Engineer said, "Go to hell, I'm not a money tree,
If you're so goddamn thirsty, you can buy a beer for me"

A Comp and an Elec did battle outside Bahen hall,
Students gathered round to watch the two great students brawl.
The Elec spoke of flux and fields for a minute, two, or three,
But the Comp kept rambling on and on and on recursively!

All EngSci types in second year are really in a plight,
They're the masochistic ones, who haven't seen the light,
After two more years they will all be just as brain dead,
As any first-year Civil Engineering cement head.

We're lost, we're lost, we're lost, we're lost, we don't know where we are,
We want, we want, we want, we want, we want to find a bar.
Don't come, don't come, don't come, don't come, don't come along with us,
For we don't know where the hell we are but fuck we're on a bus!

The Army and the Navy boys went out to have some fun,
Down at the local tavern where the fiery liquors run.
But all they found were empties for the Engineers had come,
And traded all their instruments for gallon jugs of rum.

Professors put demands on us, they say we have to tool,
But all we want to do is sleep, we hate this fucking school.
You can bitch or tell us off, even abuse us if you please,
But we're all set to graduate, and all we need are C's!

An Engineer from U of T once found the gates of Hell,
They looked the devil in the eye and said, "You're looking well."
Satan just returned the glare and said, "Why visit me?
You've been through Hell already, you went to U of T!"

Venus is a statue made entirely of stone,
There's not a fig leaf on her, she's as naked as a bone.
On noticing her arms were gone, an Engineer discoursed,
"The damn thing's busted concrete and it should be reinforced."

An Engineer once came to class so drunk and very late,
He stumbled through the lecture hall at an ever-diminishing rate.
The only things that held him up and kept him on his course,
Were the boundary condition and the electromotive force.

A modern Engineer must be politically correct,
No more motors lubricating, no more buildings stand erect,
No more electrical capacitors whose plates are high and fair,
Instead of problem solving let's just sit around and care

Sir Francis Drake and all his men set out for Calais Bay,
They'd heard the Spanish Rum fleet was headed up that way.
But the Engineers had beat them by a night and half a day,
And though as drunk as they could be, you still could hear them say…

Rapunzel let her hair down for two suitors down below,
So one of them could grab a hold and give the old heave-ho.
The prince began to climb at once, but soon came out the worst,
For the Engineer rode up a lift and reached Rapunzel first.

Elvis was a legend, he's the King of Rock & Roll,
But the life he was leading, well it finally took its toll,
He realized too late that he chose the wrong career,
So he faked his death, and came to school to become an Engineer.

An Artsie and an Engineer once found a gallon can,
Said the Artsie, "Match me drink for drink as long as you can stand."
They took three drinks, the Artsie fell, his face was turning green,
But the Engineer drank on and said, "It's only gasoline"!

An commie and an Engineer were sitting in a boat,
One person too heavy, the damn thing wouldn't float.
The Engineer would flip a coin to settle the dispute,
So he flipped it in the water and the commie gave pursuit.

So now you've heard our story and you know we are the Engineers,
And when we all shall graduate, we'll all have great careers.
An Engineer's starting wage can pull in 60 G's,
While an Artsie with a Ph.D. can work at Mickey D's.

The men from arts, they think their great but I won't give them cheers
They can't do basic calculus and can't drink forty beers
So listen to me ladies and don't give them half a glance,
Because before they even touch you they will jizz right in their pants.

On reading Karma Sutra, a guy learned position nine
For proving masculinity, it truly was divine.
But then one day the girl rebelled and threw him on his rear,
For he was a feeble artsie and she was an Engineer.

A maiden and an Engineer were sitting in the park,
The Engineer was busy doing research after dark.
His scientific method was a marvel to observe,
While his right hand wrote the figures down, his left hand traced the curves.

All the other faculties seem to stress the fact,
That engineers are never laid because the way they act
But I can assure you that the girls they get their kicks
From the men who study lubrication dynamics!

My father peddles opium, my mother's on the dole,
My sister used to walk the streets but now she's on parole,
My brother runs a restaurant with bedrooms in the rear,
But they don't even speak to me 'cause I'm an Engineer.

At the Arts Quad at our school there are many untruths told
'bout how female engineers are frigid, strange, and cold,
But truth be told men look for lady engineers of course,
And sleep with girls who study friction, motion, stress and force.

I happened once upon a maid whose eyes were full of fire,
Her physical endowments would make your hands perspire,
She shocked us when she told us that she never had been kissed,
For her boyfriend was a worn-out Engineering Scientist.

If I should find a carleton man within our sacred walls,
I'll take him to the physics lab and amputate his balls,
and if he hollers uncle well I'll tell you what we'll do,
we'll shove his ass with broken glass and seal it up with glue.

As legend goes an apple fell on poor sir Isaac's head,
Newtonian mechanics was born, took hold, and spread
Too bad he was a physicist and not an engineer,
If he had worn a hardhat we'd have less class and more beer!

An Engineer from U of O went out and drank his fill.
And then came to a strip joint, 'cause he had some time to kill.
The motions that he witnessed there excited all his nerves,
And he filled eleven napkins with equations of the curves.

A Carleton lad clad in robes and set to graduate.
A pompous gleaming spectacle he was upon that date.
But not a quarter hour after he got his degree,
He was serving fries to good old engineering GEE GEE's!

And should there be a Carleton man a-strolling our Great Court
We'll fetch a pail of river gunk and make him drink a quart
The water of the River Ottawa will fix his every flaw
And the Engineers all drink it 'cause it makes us what we are.

We'd like to welcome all the parents here to U of O
But there are lots of things we don't want you to know
Like sex & drugs & rock & roll, and kegs and kegs (overflowing kegs) of beer
But we would never touch that stuff 'cause we're the engineers.

The bright and eager leave their nest for schools across the land,
Proving skill with brains and will, a mighty task at hand,
To raise their glasses while passing classes for nothing short of four years
All fell on their ass and failed the task, but the U of O ENGINEERS!

We heard a U of O professor was ending his career
We thought we'd help him celebrate and bring a keg of beer
But when we thought that we would have to share it with you all
We thought about it once again and drank it in the hall.

Late one night, an engineer was lost in work and toil,
He set off to find a girl to help discharge his coil.
In no time at all he'd warmed her up, her resistance at a low...
They fluxed until the morning light, when their fuses, they did blow.

The Feds took all our money and they screwed us to and fro,
The engineers had had enough and said it's time to go,
We might get sued or die from all the work that's coming near,
But we just de-federated so let's drink some fucking beer!

We love to sing, and drink, and sing: 'We are the Engineers'
Too bad if we've offended you with any of our cheers
Sometimes we get too rowdy and we go harass the bands,
So you best make sure we always have a pitcher in our hands!

La la la la…

Final VerseEN

Now you've heard our story and you know we're Engineers,
We love to hate our problem sets, we love to drink our beers.
We drink to every person who comes here from far and near,
'Cause we're a HELL-OF-A, HELL-OF-A, HELL-OF-A, HELL-OF-A, HELL-OF-AN-ENGINEER!!!

101ersEN

Guide: "Hey 101ers"
101er: "Hey what"
Guide: "Hey 101ers"
101er: "Hey what"
Guide: "Show me how you get down"
101er: "No way"
Guide: "Show me how you get down"
101er: "Okay"

Generic Engineering ResponseEN

We build your bridges
Reconnect resisters
We fix machines and program things
And that's the way we get down

Old Engineering ResponseEN

We integrate,
We differentiate,
We solve matrices with tons of ease
And that's the way we get down

Chemical Engineering ResponseEN

We distillate
You know we can titrate
We heat, we test, and we're the best
And that's the way we get down

Drunken Engineering ResponseEN

We drink cold beer
We also drink warm beer
We bring a flask to class and chug from a mug
And that's the way we get down

Buffalo ResponseEN

We drink our beer, with only our left hand,
Or maybe left and right too, but never just this can (hold up right hand),
If you get called buffalo there is no time to think,
Erase all thoughts with people chanting "drink, drink, drink, drink",
And that's the way we get down!

Pole Splitters ResponseEN

We split your poles,
We are electrical,
It's not a shock we're at the top,
And that's the way we get down!

Love Pump ResponseEN

Love pump is our team
We are your day dream
We'll fuck you in between
So let me hear you scream
Love pump
Pump Love
Pump it pump it pump it up
Love it love it love it up

Pound Force ResponseEN

We're loud, we're proud
We make a lot of sound
We are the best team
We'll pound till you scream
And that's the way we get down!

Two Stroke ResponseEN

Hello fellow Two Strokers,
As the maintainer of this website, I must regretfully inform you that we have been censored. This is truly the greatest disappointment and disgrace, our chants are just too good for this world 😔

Comment on faitEN/FR

Guide: "Hey Franco engineers"
101er: "Hé quoi"
Guide: "Hey Franco engineers"
101er: "Hé quoi"
Guide: "Montrez-nous comme vous faites"
101er: "Chais pas"
Guide: "Montrez-nous comme vous faites"
101er: "Okay"

Réponse des ingénieurs francophonesFR

On sait que "poisson" c'est pas le même que "poison"
On parle français avec beaucoup' fierté
Et c'est comme ça qu'on fait!

Couldn't Get an 80?EN

Guide: "Couldn't get an 80?"
101er: "69 is better"
(Gets louder every time)

All: Cs get degrees
(Gets louder every time)

Shine DayEN

Guide: Shine Day
101ers: Tuesday
Guide: Tuesday
101ers: Shine Day

Chem Eng, Best EngEN

Chem Eng, Best Eng

Ugly HardhatsEN

Others: Hey Civil, your hardhats are ugly
Civil: Fuck you

Plug It InEN

My computer's not working
EECS: Plug it in, plug it in (Thrusts)

ScienceEN

You're in science,
You're in science,
You're in science, who knows why,
Cause the science knows the theory while the engineers apply (Thrust)

ArtsEN

You're an artsie,
You're an artsie,
You're an artsie overjoy,
But you'll always be an artsie cause you'll never be employed
Art Art Art Art

Attitude CheckEN

[CENSORED :( ]

Gee Gees and RavensEN

Guide: "What the fuck's a Gee Gee?"
101er: "A horse with a cock this big"
Guide: "What the fuck's a raven"
101er: "A bird with an asshole this big"
Guide: "How'd it get like that"
101er: "What do you think"

I'm an AssholeEN

I'm an asshole,
I'm an asshole,
I'm an asshole through and through,
But I'd rather be an asshole than to go to Carleton U

Fuck you, Carleton U

Wings of a SparrowEN

If I had the wings of a sparrow
And the budgey fat ass of a crow
I'd fly over Carleton tomorrow
And shit on those bastards below, below
Shit on, shit on,
Shit on those bastards below, below
Shit on, shit on,
Shit on those bastards below

Si j'avais les ailes d'un moineauFR

Si j'avais les ailes d'un moineau
Et le gros cul gras d'un corbeau
Je survolerais Carleton demain
Et chierais sur ces bâtards en bas, en bas
Merde, merde,
Je chierais' ces bâtards en bas, en bas
Merde, merde,
Merde à ces bâtards en bas

What do we Think of Carleton?EN

Guide: "What do we think of Carleton?"
101er: "Shit"
Guide: "Who do we think are shit?"
101er: "Carleton"
Guide: "Thank You!"
101er: "That's alright"
Everyone: "We hate Carleton, we hate Carleton..."

Carleton, où t'es? (Papaoutai)FR

Dites-moi d'où il vient
Enfin je saurai où je vais
Prof dit que lorsqu'on cherche bien
On finit toujours par trouver
Il dit qu'ils ne sont jamais très loin
Qu'ils partent très souvent travailler
Prof dit "Travailler c'est bien"
Bien mieux qu'être mal accompagné
Pas vrai?
Où est ton diplôme?
Dis-moi, où est ton diplôme?
Sans même devoir lui parler
Il sait ce que' va pas
Ah sacré Carleton
Dis-moi où es-tu caché?
Ça doit faire au moins mille fois
Que t'as perdu ton bague

Hé
Où t'es? Carleton, où t'es?
Où t'es? Carleton, où t'es?
Où t'es? Carleton, où t'es?
Où t'es? Où t'es? Où Carleton, où t'es?
Où t'es? Carleton, où t'es?
Où t'es? Carleton, où t'es?
Où t'es? Carleton, où t'es?
Où t'es? Où t'es? Où Carleton, où t'es?

Dites-moi d'où il vient
Enfin je saurai où je vais
Mes amis disent que lorsqu'on cherche bien
On finit toujours par trouver
Ils disent qu'ils ne parlent pas français
Qu'ils sont très souvent dépassés
Amis disent "Étudier c'est bien"
Bien mieux qu'être mal programmé
Pas vrai?
Où est ton français?
Dis-moi, où est ton français?
Sans même devoir leur parler
Ils savent qu'ils ne l'ont pas
Ah sacré Carleton
Dis-moi où es-tu caché?
on chante déjà des mille fois
Et vous ne comprenez pas

Hé
Où t'es? Carleton, où t'es?
Où t'es? Carleton, où t'es?
Où t'es? Carleton, où t'es?
Où t'es? Où t'es? Où Carleton, où t'es?
Où t'es? Carleton, où t'es?
Où t'es? Carleton, où t'es?
Où t'es? Carleton, où t'es?
Où t'es? Où t'es? Où Carleton, où t'es?

Où est ton diplôme?
Dis-moi, où est ton diplôme?
Sans même devoir lui parler
Il sait ce que' va pas
Ah sacré Carleton
Dis-moi où es-tu caché?
Ça doit faire au moins mille fois
Que t'as perdu ton bague

Où est ton français?
Dis-moi, où est ton français?
Sans même devoir leur parler
Ils savent qu'ils ne l'ont pas
Ah sacré Carleton
Dis-moi où es-tu caché?
on chante déjà des mille fois
Et vous ne comprenez pas

O-T-T-A-W-AEN/FR

(In french)
O-T-T-A-W-A c'est où ça, c'est nous ça
O-T-T-A-W-A c'est où ça, c'est nous ça

Guide: Double time
O-T-T-A-W-A c'est où ça, c'est nous ça
O-T-T-A-W-A c'est où ça, c'est nous ça

Guide: Sexy time
O-T-T-A-W-A c'est où ça, c'est nous ça
O-T-T-A-W-A c'est où ça, c'est nous ça

Guide: Anglophone time
(In English)
O-T-T-A-W-A where is that, we are that
O-T-T-A-W-A where is that, we are that

Hot to GoEN

Ottawa U is Hot to Go
H-O-T T-O G-O
A-woo Hot to go
A-woo Hot to go

EngineeringEN

OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Who lives with a GPA under a C... ENGINEERING
Who skips all their classes and gets a degree... ENGINEERING
If getting a ring is something you dream... ENGINEERING
So put on your covies and let out a scream
ENGINEERING, ENGINEERING, ENGINEERING, ENGINEERS RULE THE WORLD

F*cking Science VersionEN

Who wears an ugly ass shitty lab coat? FUCKING SCIENCE
Who works so hard but will always stay broke? FUCKING SCIENCE
If a second degree is something you wish FUCKING SCIENCE
Then look at our rings and read it and weep! FUCKING SCIENCE
FUCK YOU SCIENCE, FUCK YOU SCIENCE, FUCK YOU SCIENCE.... FUUUCK YOU SCIENCE!

EngineersEN

1. We love our nurses.
2. We think they're sexy.
3. We want their loving.
4. More more more more

Hey Nurses?
Hey What!
Hey Nurses!
Hey What?
Do you know how? *clap clap*
To rock and roll? *clap clap*
With your hands up high and your feet down low
That's the way we rock and roll
Rock and roll, rock rock and roll
Rock and roll, rock rock and roll

NursesEN

1. We love their hard hats.
2. We think they're sexy.
3. We wanna tap them.
4. More more more more
(Repeats)

Hey Nurses?
Hey What!
Show me how you get down!
No Way!
Show me how you get down!
OK!
D-O-W-N that's the way we get down
D-O-W-N that's the way we get down

Two StrokeEN

Suck, squeeze, bang, blow, 2Stroke, 2Stroke

2 Strokes is all that we can do but we'll always have it up for you. 2 Stroke, 2 Stroke

BuffaloEN

Guide: "How do you spell Buffalo?"
101er: "B-U-F-F-A-L-O, that's how you spell buffalo"

Pole SplittersEN

Pole splitters, no quitters
Pole splitters, only winners

Show me your poles
Now split em

Caller: Why are our bandannas blue?
Answer: CAUSE THE SKY'S THE LIMIT!!!

Otis OutlawsEN

Let me see your O face. O.. O..O
Sexy Time
Triple Time.

Otits Otits Otits Otits… (Olay tune)

Love PumpEN

Love pump, pump love

Pump pump pump it up, pump that love, love that pump

OR

Love pump is our team, we are your day-dream, we'll fuck you in between, so let me hear you scream

Love pump, pump love

Pound Force (Lbf)EN

Guide: "What the fuck is pound-force?"
101er: "L is love, B is beer, F is fuck shit up,
L is love, B is beer, F is fuck shit up,
Love, Beer, Fuck shit up,
Love, Beer, Fuck shit up,
Love, Beer, Fuck shit up,
Wooooooooo!"

Pound force, pound force we don't play. All we do is pound all day!

1 Person: Work
Everyone: Hard
1 Person: Pound
Everyone: Harder